#Juneathon day 4: That wouldn’t have happened in #Janathon
I was looking forwards to today. Nothing stopping a nice peaceful long (ish) run.
My daughter in bed, the son wondering what his daddy (& pals) were shouting at on the TV (some UFC from who knows when) and no reason not to take as long as I like.
And so I set off, a bit of Grooving 160s from AudioFuel and some cross country to get me started & then who knows?! The world would be my oyster!
Once round the park & the off the path down along the river/canal/stream thingy (I didn’t do well with that part of Geography class)
And then I nearly fell over 2 kids shagging. Some teenagers pimply bottom right in front of me really put me off my stride. (and a jogger nearly tripping over you probably puts you off yours, if you’re a teenager shagging al fresco)
So I turned around and walked home. I think I need a beer or 2. Possibly a vodka too, all for The shock, obviously.
Run for the Quiet 
haha, brilliant- got to love summer teenage frolicking (well, not really) but funny nevertheless!
Ha ha ha. It would have and could have. I caught a couple shagging when I came out of a pub at 1:30am in Italy, in Winter, at 2000m above sea level whilst I was on a skiing holiday. Yaaay.
wow, that’s brave. although I don;t think I would have gone off road in Janathon, I tended to stick to the flat & lit roads, I’m starting to think that might have been a blessing!
Oh my word! Definitely need something for the shock, I’ll have some wine.
ARGHHHH! Nasty. Keep drinking until the image subsides!
I like your blog post more than any others I’ve read today!
So… When does #Shagathon start?!?
no, no, and NO.
BAD man. I am traumatised.
A couple did that and wrote a book. Every day for a year!
Love this blog post! We just get them dogging here 🙂 confuses my actual dog who likes to pop over and say hello – cue general hilarity from me and fear from mostly asian dog phobic teenagers 🙂
I hope you’ve recovered now!
mostly, I’m nearly done on a giant bottle of leffe beer!
That made me laugh out loud and I had to share your blog with hubby! Do hope the Leffe helped. Wonder what the teenagers had to overcome their trauma